Porn as a Platform
Predictive Virus Modelling
Real-Time Porno Personalization (RPP)
What our clients say
I used to get so frustrated when I’d come home and find all these weird new viruses crawling across my desktop. Now, thanks to Pornovirus.com, I know exactly what to expect!
What was my life like before Pornovirus.com? Meaningless and fake. Harvesting viruses for world good has taught me to value life and value myself. I can’t imagine living without this company. There’s not a single breath I take where I don’t have a virus on my mind.
Andrew WarzechaVenture Capitalist
Greg SevioraCo-Founder | Marketing Assistant
A mechanical engineer by trade, Greg’s entrepreneurial spirit caught wind during a manic episode during which he had flashbacks to the Y2K bug. At the time, an old episode of Baywatch was airing on television – which inspired him to engineer viruses.
David HalkCo-Founder | Jr. Copywriter
David Halk is one of the world’s foremost experts in wealth creation, and the inventor of XROI (Extreme Return on Investment). David’s business savvy and thirst for striking gold are unparalleled in the business community.
Andreas TraczykCo-Founder | MIA
We haven’t seen or heard from Andreas in over 4 years. Nonetheless, he is an original co-founder and 1/3rd shareholder of pornovirus.com.
Admiral JerryHR and Security
Admiral Jerry is in charge of Human Resources and Security – which at the vibrant Pornovirus.com offices – often means one and the same. The Admiral’s sharp tongue and even sharper fists maintains the law and order at this fast growing company.
Brent AnthonyVP of Marketing
Brent is the creative force behind Pornovirus.com’s insatiable marketing campaigns. His high energy and and attention to detail give the PV team all they need to stand head and shoulders above the rest.