Our Services

Porn as a Platform

Pornovirus.com is excited to be bringing the first ever Porn as a Platform (PAAP) solution to the market. Through our innovative viruses - and essentially endless distribution mechanisms - our PAAP solution will provide unrivalled cloud computing power that is crowd-sourced from end users located worldwide!

Predictive Virus Modelling

Ever wanted to know which virus you were going to get next? With our predictive virus modelling, our platform will compare your Internet behaviour with industry trends to anticipate your next move. Then, we'll deliver the virus ahead of schedule!

Real-Time Porno Personalization (RPP)

Through our Facebook integration, see all the cast and characters of your daily lives in a new light! Simply hit "Connect to Facebook," grab some popcorn, and sit back and relax as the sights and sounds of RPP twist your sense of reality.
Let's harness the energy of evil to make something beautiful.
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Our clients

What our clients say

I used to get so frustrated when I’d come home and find all these weird new viruses crawling across my desktop. Now, thanks to Pornovirus.com, I know exactly what to expect!

Scotty Bonilla

Scotty Bonilla

Unemployed

What was my life like before Pornovirus.com? Meaningless and fake. Harvesting viruses for world good has taught me to value life and value myself. I can’t imagine living without this company. There’s not a single breath I take where I don’t have a virus on my mind.

Andrew Warzecha

Andrew Warzecha

Venture Capitalist

Our Employees

Greg Seviora

Greg Seviora

Co-Founder | Marketing Assistant

A mechanical engineer by trade, Greg’s entrepreneurial spirit caught wind during a manic episode during which he had flashbacks to the Y2K bug. At the time, an old episode of Baywatch was airing on television – which inspired him to engineer viruses.

David Halk

David Halk

Co-Founder | Jr. Copywriter

David Halk is one of the world’s foremost experts in wealth creation, and the inventor of XROI (Extreme Return on Investment). David’s business savvy and thirst for striking gold are unparalleled in the business community.

Andreas Traczyk

Andreas Traczyk

Co-Founder | MIA

We haven’t seen or heard from Andreas in over 4 years. Nonetheless, he is an original co-founder and 1/3rd shareholder of pornovirus.com.

Admiral Jerry

Admiral Jerry

HR and Security

Admiral Jerry is in charge of Human Resources and Security – which at the vibrant Pornovirus.com offices – often means one and the same. The Admiral’s sharp tongue and even sharper fists maintains the law and order at this fast growing company.

Brent Anthony

Brent Anthony

VP of Marketing

Brent is the creative force behind Pornovirus.com’s insatiable marketing campaigns. His high energy and and attention to detail give the PV team all they need to stand head and shoulders above the rest.

 

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The Results Are In

On an annual basis, the Tri-Cities Counsel of Alternative Start-Ups (TCASU) conducts a poll of all citizens with an IQ over 130. Year over year, Pornovirus.com leads the pack in terms of growth rate, aggressiveness, and viral innovation. PORNOVIRUS.COM IS THE BEST COMPANY TO WORK FOR.
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